kidney shots

so i play indoor soccer. well, kind off. it’s an indoor court, but it’s outdoors. very different than what am i used to (if you call a few years in MS/High School “used to”). so we’re not bad, per se…but we’re cetainly not very good. so considering that fact, and the fact that this is an adult league playing for…well, nothing…you’d think that people would come out to have fun.

why oh why must we all be so psychotic? last week it was guys running me into the boards, this week it was some girl who felt the need to box out on me in goal. finally, i had to start punching her in the back so she’d get out of my way.PEOPLE! just because you got cut from your high school team doesn’t mean this is the place to redeem yourself. your dreams have passed you by. LET IT GO!

yes, i suck. i got it. but jeering from the bench? are you serious? what are you trying to prove? and to whom are you trying to prove it? well, needless to say, i apologized to #4 for screaming at her. they can cheat, jeer, and harass the keeper all they want — i’m not going to sink to that level. my screaming was un-called for. the kidney shots, however, were definitely in order.

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