a starbucks pastry travesty

“sorry man, they discontinued the cinnamon chip mini-loaf.”listen, starbucks. it’s monday morning. i don’t want to go to work, but i have bills to pay. and the only thing that may get me through the next 3 hours is a grande coffee and a cinnamon chip mini loaf.

why a cinnamon chip mini loaf, you may ask? because they discontinued the banana bran muffin. why a banana bran muffin, you may ask? because they discontinued the raspberry scone.”but it was a seasonal pastry.”

listen you pastry-changin’ freaks — i may be a 21st century male that has traded in his manhood for a keyboard and a $3 cup of coffee, but please allow me this one simple pleasure: don’t keep changing your freakin’ pastries!(now that I’ve written a post on how upset i am that Starbucks changes their pastry menu, i am even more saddened that this type of thing matters to me…)