These young whipper-snapper drivers. They honk at me and tell me to hurry up. I just tell them, ‘Hey! I own more of this road than you. I’ve been paying taxes for a LOT longer than you.’
These young whipper-snapper drivers. They honk at me and tell me to hurry up. I just tell them, ‘Hey! I own more of this road than you. I’ve been paying taxes for a LOT longer than you.’—My grandma Lorraine
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